On purchasing a Kitchenaid Stand Mixer
Me:
I can never decide whether to buy one or wait until my wedding registry, assuming I get married
Claire:
You don't need a husband when you have a Kitchenaid mixer
Me:
I know, and it will only add problems to my already unrealistic expectation for men
Me:
You're not tall enough
Me:
We don't have enough in common
Me:
And I already have a stand mixer
Me:
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